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Best Worst Movie [2009]
Even before re-engaging with the sensation that 1990’s “Troll 2″ has become, I heard about the production of a film called “Best Worst Movie” that would document the cultification of this oddball...
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The Big Score [1983]
It’s a fact that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Take point A and connect it to point B, don’t deviate, stay the course, ruler and pen to paper, et voila! Simplicity...
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Simon Says [2006]
I think I dig getting involved in masochistic relationships with men when they don’t know it. That’s incredibly unhealthy, but I have no other way of explaining why I’d watch “Simon Says,” an...
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Disco! Monkeys! Puppets! How Netflix Instant Replicates the Video Rental...
One of the more unterrible retail jobs I worked during art sk00l was my job in video rental store management. In addition to coming into regular contact with such life-changing characters as...
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American Cyborg: Steel Warrior [1993]
I absolutely do not want to survive the kind of global apocalypse that’s going to lead to the wasteland worlds portrayed in popular cinema. While it would be super-fun to drive a motorcycle around and...
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Hercules [1983]: in which Lou Ferrigno, Lasers, & Space Improve the Peplum
Have you ever watched a movie and been disappointed that no one throws a man in a bear suit into space? After watching Luigi Cozzi’s “Hercules,” I realized that I’ll forever be disappointed in movies...
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Megaforce [1982]
There are films that only make sense when seen through the eyes of a boy before he gets interested in sex, and “Megaforce” may just be the supreme example of this kind of storytelling. There’s an...
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Caged Fury [1990]
As a young and still-idealistic person, I avoided Women-in-Prison movies, deeming them to be mean-spirited sexist junk. It turns out young and still-idealistic me was 100% right. Some have pointed to...
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Death Bed: The Bed that Eats – Coming to the Stage!
The internet is a vast and mysterious force that brings together creative people with wild ideas. Though I respond to only a handful of the pitches and news releases that make their way into my inbox,...
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Who Is Turkish Spider-Man?
Spider-Man is one of the most iconic superheroes in the US, a teenager who is bitten by a radioactive spider and is gifted with amazing agility and preternatural senses, using his new-found powers to...
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